Fountain Boy

You know, I’ve always wanted to be more creative with this.

Tell him while we’re underwater, swimming from piranhas?
“GLUG GLUUUUUG GLUUU!”

As CIA agents in the middle of a fight with some ‘dem terr-rists? “I”
*twists guy’s neck*
“Love”
*loads my .45 with a fresh mag*”
“You!”

In outer space?
*uses sign language*

Or probably what would be my sanest option, on Oprah.

Oh wait, that show’s over. Okay, on a telenovela while comatose and miming in Farsi.

……….or I could just manipulate him into saying it first. ;)

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